My Life as a Baby

Things I'm Learning as a Baby:

1.) I don't like being trapped into schedules. I think I should say when I think day time is and when night time is. This is America and I have the right to do that. Mommy isn't too thrilled by that. She wants me to get into the family's routine once they themselves get back to it, but I still say there's no better way to start the day than by seeing that clock click from 11:59pm to 12:00am. It's liberating.

2.) Siblings are great... one at a time. Having both of them in my face is quite frightening. Sister thinks she owns me. Brother slimes me, as you can see from the picture of me with a shiny nose. They now have to take turns with me to avoid fights. It's so hard being a pretty baby.

3.) Living in California is great when you can lay in the sun. Mommy says it to help with my yellow eyes, but I'm just interested in getting a good tan in before the holidays come.