Dr. Laura Wanna-Bes

You know you're a Dr. Laura fan when your five year old role-plays Dr. Laura during a playmate.
Morgan: Hello, this is Dr. Laura. What is your problem?
Kaeley: How can I get my father to (I don't know what) with my mother?
Morgan: Just fix his heart.
Kaeley: Okay. I'll try that.
Morgan: Hello, this is Dr. Laura. What is your problem?